Easter Medicine

A friend of mine very helpfully wrote me to tell me that she knows lots of people who have had success getting pregnant by using "Easter Medicine".

Easter medicine...let's see:

-Babies hidden all around the lawn in brightly colored eggs: you get to keep any you find. Whether you consume or raise them is up to you...

-using visions of the Easter Bunny to improve fertility (f**king like rabbits concept)

-copious amounts of chocolate, administered a regular intervals

-making love while wearing frilly dresses and large hats

-creatively incorporating jelly beans into your foreplay, just not the black ones. Nobody likes the black ones.

-sitting on a nest of Peeps to encourage good egg hatching.

-dying inside when you get your period, again, and three days later rising up to continue fighting the good fight.

Just keepin' it light, folks.